We were putting away all of the decorations from Christmas when suddenly…we heard a loud crash.

It seems that Pedro the Christmas turkey, (who does a nice rendition of Feliz Navidad), distraught that Christmas was over, flung himself from the shelf where he was perched all through the holidays, and had a temper tantrum.

I won’t go back in the box!

I’m not listening! I SAID NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, alright.  But only if I can take some leftover candy canes with me.  And some rum balls. And that cute little angel on the top of the tree.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.